Tonight, two different men came into my shop...
The first guy came in with his young son...and he had a t-shirt that read, "I 'heart' hot moms"
The other one was one of those long, haired sensitive ponytailed guys that was hanging out with (ironicly) a tiny little punkish- shaved head woman who had a teeny tiny little voice (I kept wanting to tell her "speak UP woman!") anyways his t-shirt said,
"Nobody knows I'm a lesbian".
Gotta love the study of human-retail-nature. I live it on a daily bases... I could give a course on retail anthropology. I've got stories... you'll soon see.